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i love going to the cinema, like going to the cinema is my favourite thing, but man its annoying that you have to put clothes on for that shit

i mean can there not just be pyjama cinemas where you are only allowed in if you’re wearing your pjs and you can bring a duvet too if you want

that’d be nice

im watching the first jj abrams star trek and in under 12 minutes i was bawling

My mum and dad have this chest in their room right and I have never seen inside it like they never open it or anything and I was like hey dad do you actually keep anything in this chest and he was like yeah
Dead bodies

french oral tomorrow :/

i just walked up behind my mum and whispered in her ear ‘swiggitty swag what’s in the bag’

and she was like i have no idea

bu then my dad just goes

i do

my mum is just about to turn the internet off so i cant explain about the burning right now bye

UGHHHHH HOMEWORK FFS

man v food seriously worries me

i fucking hate windows 8 right

okay so if you swipe the mouse pad with your finger in a certain way that i haven’t managed to figure out yet, it brings up another thing you have open 

so last night i had my laptop where the head of my non-existent lover should be, listening to some radio thing and the screen went off and so, eyes still closed, i touched the mouse pad to prevent it turning off completely

and then i fell asleep for a few minutes but i must have had my pictures open as well as the internet because when i woke up i was greeted with my own face grinning at me through the darkness and i nearly screamed

it was the scariest thing ever oh my god

we were talking about ovaries in biology today and this one girl goes, ‘do men have those’

and i just

wow

went sailing today and had to bail out loads of water from the boat and ‘accidentally’ splashed the bitches in the next boat